Bono Quotes

I love the Oscars. All sorts of tacky people win. And watching everyone run up and down those aisles is just adorable.

A lot of people are going around saying, 'You won the Academy Award for such and such.' 'No. I didn't.' 'You didn't?' 'Well, you should have.'

Award shows are really silly. I'm very happy for the people that win the awards, and I can say they're really silly, but I would love to get one. So I also know wasting time on that is pointless.

What do you think Jesus would twitter, 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone' or 'Has anyone seen Judas? He was here a minute ago.'

Hollywood is a place of great irony at all times.

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.

I'm not a great believer in awards-of course the fact that I've never won one has nothing to do with it at all!

I find it really appalling when people talk about comedy.

This is the Speaker for the Dead? Judging someone by appearances?" "Maybe I've fallen in love with Grego." "You've always been a sucker for people who pee on you.

The show was bad, but I was great

Good people all, with one accord, Lament for Madam Blaize, Who never wanted a good word From those who spoke her praise.

Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

I'd like to thank the Academy for my lifetime achievement award that I will eventually get.

There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

As a comedian, I think we all look for those areas where the truth diverts from what people are saying. That's why politics is such a rich area for us, because politicians make promises, and they don't keep them, and when we point out the difference, we get the laugh.

Obviously, the arrogance of my own nature in regards to other people's work would suggest that I think I'm talented.

It's funny - people think analysis or psychiatry is mad, and THEY go to CHURCH.

Some one called Sir Richard Steele the "vilest of mankind," and he retorted with proud humility, "It would be a glorious world if I were.

People who go for humor are wonderful because they do great humor. People who go for wit and end up with humor are people who have made a mistake.

I did speak out about celebrities because I thought it was appalling. I thought that if the cartoon became popular, it was only going to last as long as the career of the people who are in it. They didn't make up timeless voices. They used their own. They brought nothing to the table, in other words. There was no alchemy. That's why a cartoon was so alluring, was that a human being went into a place and created this supernatural sound, or whatever sound it was supposed to be that was totally unlike their own, and did it in multiples.

The people you killed seem to be in excellent health.

All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am.

God is an iron... and that's a hot one.

don't you hate people who say they're not complaining and then complain?

Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side