Joe Gold Quotes

When I was 16, I was like any other boy at that age who dreams of having a good physique.

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

When I started modelling, I'd raise my arms and it was all muscle and all the other models had nothing. Really, everybody thought I was a man. I don't have to do much to have muscles. It's just genetic.

The steroids I did were on a very, very low dosage. I didn't want to take a lot of that. I didn't want to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger or Lou Ferrigno.

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.

I was one of the first ones to be on the cover of 'Society' magazine in 1995 flaunting my six packs.

Compared to some other guys at 205, of course, I'll be a little small. But I've never tried to just physically go for it, bulk up, lift weights.

I don't have a muscle body. I don't have a chiseled frame.

When you look at my astonishing physique you probably think to yourself, This kid must eat nothing but molten steel. That's a common misconception.

I was bulimic and anorexic for a while, just hating my body. As an actress, I was never thin enough, never pretty enough. My boobs weren't big enough.

I carry a lot of muscle easily.

Most female models don't have any muscle mass.

Men work on their bodies. They want to be looked at.

I'm very hard on myself because I know how good my body can look. Dorie has taught me to use less weight and more repetition so I don't become too muscular.

I never thought that I'd be considered to have a good body. I was bony up top and kind of dumpy on the bottom.

Dude, everybody wants to be Andre 3000. He's got abs for days. How does that guy get so ripped?

I do have body-image issues, just like everyone else. I mean, I wish I had bigger boobs. And I hate my butt. I want an onion butt - you know, a butt that'll bring tears to your eyes?

I kept getting told, 'You need to bulk up. Burgers and shakes. Burgers and shakes.' That's never been my thing.

I don't really lift weights. It's kind of a vanity thing that I don't get into.

I'm just naturally quite toned. My dad was like a body builder, so I've got my dad's body. Not all of it, thank God.

I stayed away from mirrors when I was younger and I didn't like having my picture taken. I was tall and had braces and felt ugly.

Paul Rudd is ripped.

I hope I look skinnier in 3D. I hope I don't look three times as fat. That'll be disappointing.

I do a bit of work on my bum, but, like, I don't have a Dylan Bruce bum.

As an actor, a role can be a great excuse not to be in shape. I mean, you wouldn't want to see the Dude with a six-pack, so you eat that Haagen-Dazs. My weight goes up and down.