Rudyard Kipling Quotes

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

A chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn't waste time with gestures but just goes ahead and attacks.

If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Sometimes I think that the biggest difference between men and women is that more men need to seek out some terrible lurking thing in existence and hurl themselves upon it. Women know where it lives but they can let it alone.

Speaking as a biologist, I think women are less aggressive than men, and they play a larger role in the early education of the young and helping them overcome their genetic heirloom.

Horses are prey animals, and most of the other animals that I've shot are predators. If you act mellow with predators, they know that they can kill you, so they are cool, but if you work with prey, they think that you're going to kill them at any moment.

Not only the bull attacks his enemies with curved horn, but also the sheep, when harmed fights back.

Any dog, you put him in the corner, no matter if they're vicious or not, they're going to bite back.

Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.

Neither gender is routinely more jealous - although women are more willing to work to win back a lover, while men tend to flaunt their money and status and are more likely to walk out to protect their self-esteem or save face.

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges.

With animal behavior, they're all fine until you introduce some rogue element into the cage, and then they go crazy.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Anyone seeing women at a bargain-basement sale where aggression is viewed as appropriate, even endearing, sees aggression that would make Attila the Hun turn pale

Violence is literally the glue of the cycle of life, and yet I think that we're the only species that does it maliciously.

Basically, we are all chimps. The human side is at the front of our forehead, but the chimp is the part that lashes out. When I play, I am completely chimp-orientated.

Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite without any wish to act.

What do they say about meeting a bear in the woods? Oh right, you shouldn't. And to make sure you don't, you should make a lot of noise so that they'll will know where you are and keep their distance because, supposedly, they're as nervous of us as we are of them. Which is all goo, except this bear doesn't seem the least bit nervous. He's giving me a look like I'm Goldilocks, ate his porridge, broke his chair, slept in his bed, and now it's payback time."- Widdershins

Man wishes woman to be peaceable, but in fact she is essentially warlike, like the cat.

When a lion meets another with a louder roar, the first lion thinks the last a bore.

All beasts of prey are strong or treacherous.

Are the most dangerous creatures the ones that use doors or the ones that don't?

Women are the bloodthirsty sex," said Ric sadly. "We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, Kill it. Squish it.