Bonnie Hunt Quotes

If you see a man kiss me, I better be in my casket.

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

I once threw a water balloon on a girl because I caught her cheating on me. She was kissing my friend and I thought, 'Oh, this can't be happening.' It was bad and I was much older than you think throwing a water balloon. I was 14.

Your sweetheart calls you by another's name. His eyes linger too long on your best friend. He talks with excitement about a girl at work. And the fire catches. Jealousy - that sickening combination of possessiveness, suspicion, rage, and humiliation - can overtake your mind and threaten your very core as you contemplate your rival.

My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em.

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

I would never steal another woman's man.

If you hear that my soul mate still tells one or more of his exes he loves her, I want to know. Audio recording is preferable.

You got me sitting on the shelf, while you're out bewitching someone else.

I'm not just a cuckolded wife.

I feel very grateful that I have never had to be or ever chosen to be or accidentally found myself to be in the space of the other woman.

When I was working on 'Drown' - this was way back in the mid-'90s - I had this idea that I wanted to do another collected stories. I wanted to do another book like 'Drown' that focused specifically on infidelity.

Of all the objects of hatred, a woman once loved is the most hateful.

Love is a game in which one always cheats.

Even in Los Angeles, where we lived, when we would date somebody or go out with them, if we went out with somebody else the next night, we often found that women were banging on our windows while we were bedded down with other women!

Many men swallow the being cheated, but no man can ever endure to chew it.

I had a few dating disasters along the way with girls cheating on me. One girl was the inspiration for me singing 'Cry Me A River' on 'The X Factor.' That was my payback to her because she was unfaithful.

Infidelity is horrible - there's nothing worse than that; it's devastating.

People are always fascinated by infidelity because, in the end - whether we've had direct experience or not - there's part of you that knows there's absolutely no more piercing betrayal. People are undone by it.

No lover, if he be of good faith, and sincere, will deny he would prefer to see his mistress dead than unfaithful.

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.

I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.

Because I've been on the receiving end of infidelity, I know how much it hurts.

A woman one loves rarely suffices for all our needs, so we deceive her with another whom we do not love.