Bill Simmons Quotes


When I was in elementary school, we had the kid who threw chairs, the kid who stuttered, and the kid who went to the bathroom on himself ... but we never had the kid who came in one day and started shooting everyone.


Citations

Simmons, Bill. "The Sports Guy Mailbag." ESPN Page 2, ESPN Internet Ventures, 2006.

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Bill Simmons
Bill Simmons
  • Born: September 25, 1969
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Journalist, Author

William John Simmons III is an American sports analyst, author, podcaster, and former sports writer who is the founder and CEO of the sports and pop culture website The Ringer. Simmons first gained attention with his website as "The Boston Sports Guy" and was recruited by ESPN in 2001, where he eventually operated the website Grantland and worked until 2015. At ESPN, he wrote for ESPN.com, hosted his own podcast on ESPN.com titled The B.S. Report, and was an analyst for two years on NBA Countdown.