Karl Lagerfeld Quotes

I went to electric razors so I would not have to look at myself in the morning.

I don't want to look sloppy, because then I feel sloppy.

I don't take showers at night, because I take a bath when I wake up. Then I go to bed on the most beautiful Egyptian-cotton antique sheets in the world.

Everyday I have to get dressed. I can't just throw on something and walk out and say, 'I'm not going to see anybody today.' I see me.

He who wears unclean garments, has dirty teeth, is a glutton, speaks unkindly and sleeps after sunrise - although he may be the greatest personality - will lose the favour of Lakshmi.

I need to brush my teeth. And I need a shower." He grinned, hopping off the bike. "Now that is an invitation.

I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself.

I'm not that involved in personal grooming. But I try not to be offensive to people.

I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.

I'm hardly disinterested totally in my appearance.

My eyebrows make a more profound impact on other people than they do on me. I just let 'em grow.

I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That's not for me.

I have to shave every day. If I don't, it's sort of like going to bed without brushing your teeth for me - but I'm a crazy person so maybe that's why.

I do take care of myself; I get my nails done, and I have a skin doctor, but that's it. I'm clean and groomed.

I'm a bit of a bed head: I'm always running around with no make-up on and my hair in a mess, but my nails are one thing I do love to keep looking nice, so it's rare to see me without it.

If you calculate 15 minutes a day to shave, that is 5,000 minutes a year spent shaving.

I'd wear nice clothes and brush my teeth more often if I cared about what people thought.

Good grooming and hygiene are essential. It's never too early to start being concerned about your appearance - first impressions are everything.

I had a mustache for 10 years.

Sometimes you're just regular. Sometimes you wake up, and your breath stinks like everybody else, and you had a bad hair day.

For my own poor part, I go to great lengths to keep my nostrils sightly.

I don't wash my hair.

My appearance when I show up at the salon after washing my hair and going to bed the night before is my true self.

If I know I am going out in the evening, I'll save my shower till I am about to get ready, so I'm pristine. I'm not one for moisturisers and toners; the furthest I go is shampoo and conditioner and a bit of hair gel.

You can choose, you can go one of two ways. You can be the person I probably admire more and say 'well I don't care and I'll continue not to bother to brush my hair.' Or you can be a weak-willed person like me and think 'oh I'd better get my act together. And maybe my mother was right and I do need to put my hair back and tidy myself up a bit.' So I did tidy myself up a bit. But I do often resent the amount of time that it takes to pull yourself together to go on TV, I really do. If I sound bitter, then that accurately reflects how I feel about the subject.