Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.

I love traveling, but I hate planes.

I'm quite scared of flying, and especially helicopters, I don't like them at all.

I used to hate flying. I would sit there, rigid, convinced that if I relaxed, the plane would drop out of the sky.

I hate flying. It creeps me out, and it scares me half to death.

I don't like to fly. What's it called when the plane shakes? Turbulence, takeoffs... I grab my chair, close my eyes, count to 30, breathe, and pray.

I hate flying, flat out hate its guts.

I hate flying. My stomach churns at the mere thought of it.

I try to get in quiet time and book time, but really, the only time I ever get that is when I'm on an airplane - I have a fear of flying, but I actually love flying because it's the only time I can sleep, and it's the only time I get to read.

The idea of flying in general does not appeal to me. I can barely understand why people want to fly at all, other than that it's occasionally necessary.

I'm an appalling flyer. I get very tense, although I no longer weep uncontrollably for no reason - I just sob if there's turbulence.

I don't like flying. I'm a bit scared of it and don't enjoy the whole experience.

I'm afraid of flying.

I hate planes.

I hate flying. I don't like planes. I get really anxious.

Seems like half my anxiety dreams are about airports.

I am terrified of flying. I am a wreck right before I get on an airplane. That, and the ocean. I can only get in there for 10 minutes, I have this strong urge to run out and I won't go back in for the rest of the day. I've always been like that.

I can be a bit of a nervous flyer.

I hate flying. I literally cry in the airport sometimes. I didn't used to; the more I fly, the worse it gets. It's weird!

I may be developing aerophobia as I get older, or maybe I'm just becoming middle aged, because I find flying an increasingly unpleasant way of travelling. I would much rather drive than fly.

I don't like flying... it's a fear of mine.

I didn't like flying - although not in a 'Mr T' way.

I am terrified of plane landing. It's a phobia for me.

When it comes to flying, I am a nervous passenger but a confident drinker and Valium-swallower.

On my first flight, I don't know if maybe it's a function of time, or if I was less stressed on my second flight, but just being able to tell what part of the planet we were flying over by the reflected light coming through the window - that was pretty special.