Tom Noddy Quotes

I like beer.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

If you think about brewing, it is biotechnology. And I would say that I was a technologist at heart. So whether I... fermented beer or whether I fermented enzymes, the base technology was the same.

Spain is a bottle of beer and I am the cork. When that comes out, all the liquid inside will escape, God knows in what direction.

Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.

Beer is nasty.

I can't stand the smell of beer.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Wine is a peep-hole on a man.

The art of bread making can become a consuming hobby, and no matter how often and how many kinds of bread one has made, there always seems to be something new to learn.

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

The flow of Guiness into the studio was inspirational as well as nutritive.

He was a wise man who invented beer.

You can't just leave out one part; the bread won't rise if the yeast isn't there.

I bake bread nearly every day; I use Jim Lahey's no-knead method and leave it to rise overnight.

You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.

Wine cheers God and man.

A liquor for drinking is made of barley or other grain, and fermented into a certain resemblance to wine.

The quantity of spirits which they distill in Boston from the molasses which they import is as surprising as the cheapness at which they sell it, which is under two shillings a gallon; but they are more famous for the quantity and cheapness than for the excellency of their rum

I never drink wine. There's only one wine I like, but I forget what it's called. It tastes like Sprite.

Wine has class. I love wine. The drier, the better. But beer? I just can't do it.

Wine is crying juice. Rum is worse.

I like a nice, crisp pilsner or lager.

Sometimes a manuscript is like bread dough. You have to abuse it.