Tom Junod Quotes

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

A wedding, a great wedding, is just a blast. A celebration of romance and community and love... What is unfun about that? Nothing.

My wedding was a very private affair for close family and friends, so I had decided to hold a reception in my native town.

I find weddings really boring. They give speeches, your aunt kisses you on the cheek, and you're at a boring table. But it's different when it's your own.

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

When I get married, it'll be no secret.

I got married six weeks ago. It's just a sweet thing. I haven't got a better word for it. It's an enormous amount of sweetness.

I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.

Even if it's your wedding, if you're a guy, it's boring.

That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.

Culture and tradition have to change little by little. So 'new' means a little twist, a marriage of Japanese technique with French ingredients. My technique. Indian food, Korean food; I put Italian mozzarella cheese with sashimi. I don't think 'new new new.' I'm not a genius. A little twist.

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

I have a goal so lofty it's almost embarrassing to talk about. And that's to be the best restaurant in the world.

I kind of love going to weddings - it's a guilty pleasure. I've never been the wedding-y type girl dreaming about the big day, the dress, but I always cry. Always. Even if I don't know the bride that well, I'm verklempt!

My problem with the wedding industry started when I studied in college and liked to have the television on in the background, and 'A Wedding Story' on TLC always came on, and I'd get irritated that the story of two people making a lifelong commitment to each other could be encapsulated in a half-hour show about the party they throw.

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

Talk of unusual swell of waist In maid of honor loosely laced.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Chef Michel Richard is always at the top of his game.

At wd~50, we have carried on, I think, a very honest, legitimate European tradition of messing with foie gras.

I love weddings: happy people coming together to celebrate in great clothes.

I hated the royal wedding.