Adam Rex Quotes

I don't know, 53 years with the same human being? I can't be around myself for more than three or four hours before I want to kill everybody.

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.

The first time you go on holiday is the test of a relationship, when you really find out if you're compatible or not. You find out what's annoying about that person, and whether or not you're willing to put up with that because you love them and you don't want to be alone.

I think you're very lucky to find somebody you can coexist with without straying or going mad or being angry. That's whether you're Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton, Robbie Williams and Ayda Field, or Tim and June from down the road.

I would never marry a stupid man. Someone who argues, someone who fights, I cannot stand that.

I've never won an argument with my wife; and the only time I thought I had I found out the argument wasn't over yet.

If you're going to marry someone, maybe you can be mad for a few weeks and it can still work out.

I tell my children, shut up and let me speak. What I've learned, I have been married for 45 years and in my own family It is that I've learned to stop being judgmental, to listen.

But she took her husband's jokes and joviality as patiently as everything else, considering that "men would be so", and viewing the stronger sex in the light of animals whom it had pleased Heaven to make naturally troublesome, like bulls and turkey-cocks.

My wife, Edith, and I both have good health - and she's been very tolerant.

The only way by which you and I can wean orthodox Hindus from their bigotry is by patient argument and correct conduct.

When you're trying to get laid, everything's great, but once you've been with someone eight years and the future is not finite, you have time to sit and really examine every little thing that irritates you.

My wife is my closest friend. Sure, I'm attracted to her in every way possible, but that's not the answer. Because I've been attracted to other people, and I couldn't stand 'em after a while.

In both marriage and war you must cut up the things people say like a cake and eat only what you can stomach.

I know a lot of people that have been in long-term relationships where cheating has happened, and their marriages and their relationships are actually stronger because it was a mirror that reflected back on a problem that was happening. It's hard.

We have found that marriage should be made up of two forgivers. We need to learn to say, "I was wrong, I'm sorry." And we also need to say, "That's all right, I love you."

A successful marriage is made up of two good forgivers.

marriage is mostly puttin' up with things, I reckon, when it ain't makin' believe.

... happy husbands and wives can hear each other say the same thing over and over again without being tired.

The quality of a marriage is proven by its ability to tolerate an occasional "exception.

Maybe the greatest favour a spouse can tender is to overlook what you can't.

You cannot argue stupidity, you just have to accept it patiently as one of those things.

Strive not with your superiors in argument, but always submit your judgment to others with modesty.

These articles subscribed, if I continue to endure you a little longer, I may by degrees dwindle into wife.

Over time, passion wanes, differences don't.