Richelle Mead Quotes

I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense.

Logic plus logic equals the illogical. Do you know what I mean?

Comedy comes from confusion.

No sense makes sense.

Cricket often leaves you scratching your head.

I look out the chair while eating my pillow. I open the wall, I walk with my ears. I have ten eyes to walk with and two fingers to look with. I put my head on the floor to sit down, I put my bottom on the ceiling. After eating the music box, I spread jam on the rug for a great dessert.

I didn't know anything about it, I swear. Nor did Dave Bassett. We were sitting there saying 'What's happening here?'. It is frightening. A nightmare.

Knock! knock! who's there? me! me who? that's right? what's right? meehoo! that's what I want to know! what's what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, I have exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! that's what I want to know! I told you-exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes it's with me. what's with you? exactlywatt-that's what with me. me who? yes! go away! knock knock...

Now that I have you thoroughly confused, let me pause to hear your own dismayed cry.

What's going on?" Newt asked, looking back and forth between Thomas and Aris. "Why're you guys looking at each other like you just fell in love?

Dmitri was at a total loss. It was a common reaction for people when I agreed to do something reasonable.

I have no idea,' he tells her, and there is such a spark in his eye when he says it, she can tell having no idea is exactly the way he wants it.

Irony is the word I forget the meaning of immediately after I look it up, but I kind of feel like I live in a constant state of it.

in nonsense is strength

"There's a door," he whispered. "Where does it go?" "It stays where it is, I think," said Rincewind.

Who did you pass on the road?" the King went on, holding out his hand to the Messenger for some more hay. "Nobody," said the Messenger. "Quite right," said the King; "this young lady saw him too. So of course Nobody walks slower than you." "I do my best," the Messenger said in a sullen tone. "I'm sure nobody walks much faster than I do!" "He can't do that," said the King, "or else he'd have been here first.

The egg cackles and lays the chicken.

I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.

Unreason is in the same relation to reason as dazzlement to the brightness of daylight itself.

Two weevils crept from the crumbs. 'You see those weevils, Stephen?' said Jack solemnly. I do.' Which would you choose?' There is not a scrap of difference. Arcades ambo. They are the same species of curculio, and there is nothing to choose between them.' But suppose you had to choose?' Then I should choose the right-hand weevil; it has a perceptible advantage in both length and breadth.' There I have you,' cried Jack. 'You are bit - you are completely dished. Don't you know that in the Navy you must always choose the lesser of two weevils? Oh ha, ha, ha, ha!

I can't imagine what possessed you to propose to me." "Well that will give you something to puzzle over any time you can't sleep.

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

But I still couldn't figure out what it all meant. The more I found out, the less I understood.

Just as the highest and the lowest notes are equally inaudible, so perhaps, is the greatest sense and the greatest nonsense equally unintelligible.

I need to talk to Clarisse," Annabeth said. I stared at her as if she'd just said "I need to eat a large, smelly boot." "What for?