Pete Holmes Quotes

To call New York's traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.

Everyone can relate to being stuck in a traffic jam.

I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.

Nothing beats weaving through the rush-hour traffic or whizzing past the eternal gridlock that is the Strand.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

I understand how it feels to stand in a crowded train, to be stuck in congested traffic.

That L.A. traffic is no joke.

The traffic is getting worse everyday and thus making people do things they ideally wouldn't do and you can't blame them as sitting in their cars getting baked in the sun for at least a couple of hours everyday would turn anyone delirious.

There is nothing worse for me than sitting in traffic. That's what killed me in L.A.

I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.

Honestly, the average American spends about 52 minutes a day in commute traffic. And as much as I love driving my car and many people like driving their car, commuting has never been fun for me.

I've driven in L.A. probably three times. I'm a slug in L.A.

You don't make any money sitting in traffic.

Life's too short when you find yourself sitting in a car for four hours every day trying to get from East L.A. to West L.A. to Hollywood and then back to East L.A.

I love this thing about L.A. that we always make fun of but always do, which is talk about traffic and which direction we're going.

Traffic snarls or jet life doesn't make a city fast.

From what I've experienced so far, I'd say the traffic in L.A. is frustrating. You spend a lot of time driving your car for an audition that could last just three minutes.

Drivers in a traffic jam, frustrated by each others presence, are not the most amiable of men.

I don't do freeways.

I can't have my employees sitting in traffic when they should be in the office. Spending two-and-half hours in the car is a huge waste of productive time.

Sometimes when I get home at night in Washington I feel as though I had been in a great traffic jam.

Anyone driving through London after the school term ends will notice immediately how much easier it is to get around. The school run contributes massively to congestion.

Why do you need to drive a Ferrari to get stuck in a traffic jam anyway? How do people afford these cars?

Los Angeles is an amazing city to live in, but the traffic is unbelievable. It's overwhelming at times. It's the source of a lot of frustration.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.