Al Franken Quotes


Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!


Citations

Franken, Al. I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!: Daily Affirmations by Stuart Smalley. Dell Publishing, 1992.

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Al Franken
Al Franken
  • Born: May 21, 1951
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Politician

Alan Stuart Franken is an American comedian, politician, media personality, and author who served as a United States senator from Minnesota from 2009 to 2018. He became well known in the 1970s and 1980s as a staff writer and performer on the television comedy show Saturday Night Live. After decades as a comedic actor and writer, he became a prominent liberal political activist, hosting The Al Franken Show on Air America Radio.