David Wong Quotes


To this day I don’t know if he was struggling with the moral implications of gunning down half a dozen civilians, or if he was mentally counting to see if he had that many shells left in the gun.


Citations

Wong, David. John Dies at the End. Thomas Dunne Books, 2009.

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David Wong
David Wong
  • Born: January 10, 1975
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Writer

Jason Pargin, known by his former pen name David Wong, is an American humor writer. He is the former executive editor of humor website Cracked.com, a recurring guest in the Cracked Podcast, and has written five novels: John Dies at the End (2007), This Book Is Full of Spiders (2012), Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits (2015), What the Hell Did I Just Read (2017), and Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick (2020). John Dies at the End was adapted into a film of the same name in 2012.