Dave Barry Quotes


To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.


Citations

Barry, Dave. Dave Barry in Cyberspace. Crown Publishers, 1996, p. 14.

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Dave Barry
Dave Barry
  • Born: July 3, 1947
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Humorist

David McAlister Barry is an American author and columnist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comic novels. Barry's honors include the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary (1988) and the Walter Cronkite Award for Excellence in Journalism (2005).