Douglas Adams Quotes

Not enough people in this world are happy.

Unhappy is a nice word.

Happiness based on reasons is actually another form of misery.

The more unhappy you are, the more miserable you are, the more you're going to suffer.

How many people does each of us know who claim to seek happiness but freely choose paths inevitably leading to misery?

Miserable people love to make other people miserable. I don't hate them, I just feel sorry for them.

I'm not happy. I'm not happy at all.

People like us are unhappy in this world and in the next, I guess if we made it to heaven, we'd have to help make it thunder.

Sometimes happiness consists of finding the right balance of misery.

And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Most unhappy people need to learn just one lesson: how to see themselves through the lens of genuine compassion, and treat themselves accordingly.

I'd rather be alone than unhappy

The more we complain, the more unhappy we get

I should have been happy: I wasn’t.

Most men spend the first half of their lives making the second half miserable.

I think by the time you're grown you're as happy as you're goin to be. You'll have good times and bad times, but in the end you'll be about as happy as you was before. Or as unhappy. I've knowed people that just never did get the hang of it.

I want to push the fast-forward button until I get back to happy.

I like people to be unhappy because I like them to have souls.

I hoped my absence made them happy or at least made them forget that they weren't happy and never will be.

Unfortunately this is where comedy works, where people are the most miserable.

Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness.

If you're unhappy, change something.

Money does not bring happiness' - only the wherewithal, perhaps, to endure its absence.

Happy people build their inner world; unhappy people blame their outer world.

Milligan! Come and tell us why you're so dreadfully glum!" ~ Constance, The Mysterious Benedict Society