Maria Semple Quotes


This is why you must love life: one day you're offering up your social security number to the Russian Mafia; two weeks later you're using the word calve as a verb.


Citations

Semple, Maria. Where'd You Go, Bernadette. Little, Brown and Company, 2012.

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Maria Semple
Maria Semple
  • Born: May 21, 1964
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Television Producer, Television Writer Novelist

Maria Keogh Semple is an American novelist and screenwriter. She is the author of This One Is Mine (2008), Where'd You Go, Bernadette (2012), and Today Will Be Different (2016). Her television credits include Beverly Hills, 90210, Mad About You, Saturday Night Live, Arrested Development, Suddenly Susan, and Ellen. She is a 2013 recipient of the Alex Awards.