Brock Yates Quotes

I tried to swim as much as possible. Being in Southern California in the summer time, it's so nice because you have the warm beaches, so I try to swim every day.

Outdoors, I have a pool, so I usually swim and stuff. It's usually superhot in California, so we swim.

I've got a swimming pool and I pretend to be like a mermaid, like in the middle of the night. It kind of de-stresses me.

A day of minor profit or prophet led to a night of drunkenness.

The Doctor: Just had a fall. All the way down there, right to the library. Heck of a climb back up. Amelia: You're soaking wet. The Doctor: I was in the swimming pool. Amelia: You said you were in the library. The Doctor: So was the swimming pool.

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

Well I'm an eight ball shooting, double-fisted drinking son of a gun

I swam across the rocks and compared myself favorably with the sars. To swim fishlike, horizontally, was the logical method in a medium eight hundred times denser than air. To halt and hang attached to nothing, no lines or air pipe to the surface, was a dream. At night I had often had visions of flying by extending my arms as wings. Now I flew without wings. (Since that first aqualung flight, I have never had a dream of flying.)

I have paid as much as $300 a night to throw up into a sink shaped like a seashell.

Drinking makes uninteresting people matter less and late at night, matter not at all.

We will meet; and there we may rehearse most obscenely and courageously.

My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.

In the current [Carter] administration, who can use the White House swimming pool and tennis courts is decided at the very highest level. President Ford did not bother himself with such minor details. He let me swim in the pool. He only got upset when I tried to walk across the water.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

I worked at an all-black swimming pool in the east side of Wilmington, I was involved in what the Negroes, I mean, blacks were thinking, what they were feeling.

I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you should be reminded of the splendid occasion the night before.

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?

The craving to risk death is our last great perversion. We come from night, we go into night. Why live in night?

Prove to me that you're no fool Walk across my swimming pool.

I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.

I saw The Rev the other night and he was on like four different things. He was like, Dude, Ive been gone for three days!

Do we have any chlorine? It seems to be kind of explosive when mixed with other stuff." "Like what, your socks? No, we don't have chlorine. No swimming pool.

Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, Ok Jerry?

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.