Michael Sorrentino Quotes

I am a whole lot of trouble.

The great problem now is that we don’t know what to do.

I don't want any drama.

Wherever I go, I'm followed by trouble.

Tenser, said the Tensor. Tension, apprehension, and dissension have begun.

Comedy is a man in trouble. And without it, there's no humor.

Most drama in our lives is really rather squalid.

A fool can throw a stone in a pond that 100 wise men can not get out.

The world today is anything but trouble-free.

You know I'm always in trouble.

I think I'm going to have a lot of trouble.

Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

The troubles which have come upon us always seem more serious than those which are only threatening.

Oh, who am I trying to kid? It's a madhouse. The minute those cameras go off, things just explode, everyone is just at each other in one way or another, in closets or cat fights here and there. It's nuts. You know, I can't be a part of it.

The Middle East is a very difficult stage to play upon. Without doubt, it is a good drama. And on occasion, there are situations so unimaginable, if not ludicrous, as to make them almost comic. But the cast is constantly changing, the audience is often disengaged, and it seems at times that no one is actually running the show.

Every Man a King, Every Man a King; For you can be a millionaire; There's Something belonging to others; There's enough for all people to share.

Perhaps a day might come when there would be at last be enough to go round

In the midst of events there is no perspective.

I do not believe as Martin Luther King did, that the arc of history bends towards justice. I see the arc of history bending towards chaos or the unknown.

Algeria keeps me awake at night. What about you?

I don't have time for heartache or problems, especially drama.

I'm always in trouble.

I created a lot of drama and mess in my life.

I like to try to keep things as relaxed and easy as possible. I mean, movies generally attract a lot of people who like to cause fires, so they can later try to put them out. But I don't like that kind of thing.