Charles Krauthammer Quotes

I'm agnostic because I went through the usual process of parents insisting you go to church, and yet they didn't. So there's me, sitting in the chairs, thinking, 'Jeez, why am I here? I'd rather be playing tennis, seriously.'

I'm an agnostic trending toward atheist and resist, in particular, Christian interpretations and imagery.

I don't believe in God, though I'm not prepared to call myself an atheist either. You know the old phrase: 'There are no atheists in foxholes.' I've never been in a foxhole, and if I ever find myself in a foxhole, I'll let you know if I believe in God or not.

My dad believes in God, I think. I'm not sure if my mom does. I don't.

I'm not religious, and I'm not a Christian, but I do reserve the right to believe in the possibility of a god.

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

I don't see any god up here.

If God is incomprehensible to man, it would seem rational never to think of Him at all …. whether there exists a God or not ... men's moral duties will always be the same so long as they possess their own nature

In theory I am an agnostic, but pending the appearance of rational evidence, I must be classed, practically and provisionally, as an atheist.

I have always known my mother as an agnostic, less certain than my father that the universe hadn't been created by some great intelligence. But she would get even more annoyed than my father did when she thought that people were invoking God to do their jobs for them - for example, when she saw a bus with a sticker saying 'Allah Protect Us.'

I consider myself a religious person, but when it comes to God and faith, I don't know. I guess that means I'm agnostic.

Of two men who have no experience of God, he who denies him is perhaps nearer to him than the other.

Next time someone tells me they believe in God, I'll say 'Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If they say 'Just God. I only believe in the one God,' I'll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don't believe in 2,870 gods, and they don't believe in 2,869.

What you don't understand is that it is possible to be an atheist, it is possible not to know if God exists or why He should, and yet to believe that man does not live in a state of nature but in history, and that history as we know it now began with Christ, it was founded by Him on the Gospels.

[I'm] almost positive there is no God.

I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance! just doesn't cut it….

Do the atheists in Wisconsin realize they're going to Hell? Did you ask them that?

Question boldly even the existence of God.

Tell me," said the atheist , "Is there a God really?" Said the master, "If you want me to be perfectly honest with you, I will not answer." Later the disciples demanded to know why he had not answered. "Because the question is unanswerable," said the Master. "So you are an atheist?" "Certainly not. The atheist makes the mistake of denying that of which nothing may be said... and the theist makes the mistake of affirming it.

He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.

Either there is a God or there isn't. Both possibilities are frightening.

I cannot be angry at God, in whom I do not believe.

Our English language really says if you're not a theist, the only alternative is to be an atheist. What I'm trying to do is develop a language that will enable us to talk about God beyond the, what I think, are sterile categories of theism and atheism.

I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of Him.

I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.