Samuel Pepys Quotes

You're only human. You live once and life is wonderful, so eat the damned red velvet cupcake.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

I'm someone who likes to live it up.

I have a lot of pleasures but I don't feel guilty about them.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

Long as I was riding in a big Cadillac and dressed nice and had plenty of food, that's all I cared about.

Decadence is wonderful.

Flowers die and wine gets consumed. Both are lovely. I appreciate both. Wine and roses. I actually had someone bring me a lobe of foie gras once.

Life is too short to not have oysters and champagne sometimes.

Our affluence has allowed us to move to a place where we tend to make things pleasurable, as opposed to efficient.

If one oversteps the bounds of moderation, the greatest pleasures cease to please.

I don't feel guilty in having pleasure!

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

Luxury! more perilous to youth than storms or quicksand, poverty or chains.

I don't think you should feel guilty about pleasure. Defeats the purpose.

If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.

I'm a sensualist. My two main indulgences are dark chocolate and massages.

No sane man can afford to dispense with debilitating pleasures; no ascetic can be considered reliably sane.

I have no guilt about any of my pleasures.

No sane man can afford to dispense with debilitating pleasures. No ascetic can be considered reliably sane.

There is no such thing as a guilty pleasure.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

Pleasure's a sin, and sometimes sin's a pleasure.

I eat everything. I love it! I couldn't deny myself food. What a waste of a life.

I've always loved the idea of 'Guilty Pleasures.'