Tommy Chong Quotes

Like many people, I have a fascination with lies and the people who tell them. I wouldn't say I've never told a lie, but I don't think I've ever told one without both assuming I would be found out and feeling absolutely rotten about it.

White lies always introduce others of a darker complexion.

There are a lot of people who lie and get away with it, and that's just a fact.

It's easier to tell a lie, than to tell the truth. It's easier to kill a fly, than it is to turn it loose.

Most people who have told a lie think they got away with it … when in fact, they didn’t

Truth is the lie you once told returning to haunt you

To have lied is to have suffered.

If it is necessary sometimes to lie to others, it is always despicable to lie to oneself.

It is best, if possible, to deceive no one; for he that ... begins by deceiving others, will end ... by deceiving himself.

You can fool people. You can fool anybody anytime of the day, but you can't fool yourself. At night, when you go home, you've got to be straight up with you.

When you fail to tell the truth, you are kept bound to the past in ways that devastate your soul.

When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.

I was living a complete lie. But unfortunately, guilt doesn't make you stop.

One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie.

Lying can never save us from another lie.

Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.

I wish to Christ I could make up a really great lie. Sometimes, after an interview, I say to myself, 'Man, you were so honest - can't you have some fun? Can't you do some really down and dirty lying?' But the puritan in me thinks that if I tell a lie, I'll be punished.

We tell lies, yet it is easy to show that lying is immoral.

Pain forces even the innocent to lie.

If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.

Be honest with yourself and lie to everyone else.

I had to cheat, steal, beg, borrow and lie….

Truly, to tell lies is not honorable; But when the truth entails tremendous ruin, To speak dishonorably is pardonable.

Adults lie to themselves all the time about what is acceptable, but kids know what is right and wrong.

Though I never scruple a lie to serve my Master, it hurts one's conscience to be found out!