Dave Barry Quotes


The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.


Citations

Barry, Dave. Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up. Crown Publishers, 1994.

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This has almost come to pass. The public pays for most of the arts today via the publishing and entertainment industries, and while there are still private patrons of the arts who contribute much, the government, acting in the name of the people are beginning to act as artistic patrons. At the time she and her husband, through the WPA actually used government money to support theater companies, painters, writers, photographers, dancers and other artists and art projects.


Dave Barry
Dave Barry
  • Born: July 3, 1947
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Humorist

David McAlister Barry is an American author and columnist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comic novels. Barry's honors include the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary (1988) and the Walter Cronkite Award for Excellence in Journalism (2005).