Alan Hansen Quotes

I've had more than 200 stitches taken in my head.

Once I fell out of a tree and was hit by a motorbike. I still have the scar on my head now.

The scar on my eye is a result of the doctor's sewing up my face. It was 450 stitches and plastic surgery.

I did not see his face, because he was all covered with blood.

When I was at Babbo, I was covered in scars and scabs and burned bits - melted hair, ribbed burns I got reaching across the top of a hot skillet... I sliced off the tip of my finger. I cleaved my forehead - a deep, ugly wound. Luckily, it regenerated.

When I jerked it out the head remained in my leg, where it remains still. There were a couple of inches of blood on the shaft of the arrow when I pulled it out.

Before the old wound can be healed, there is fresh blood flowing.

I've had both my eye sockets crushed, I've been set on fire, uh, that was not fun, I've torn a pec, torn biceps.

Let me alone: I have yet my legs and one arm. Tell the surgeon to make haste and his instruments. I know I must lose my right arm, so the sooner it's off the better.

I've had, you know, my leg chopped off.

I looked at my shoulder and saw a javelin stuck in it. I was in shock.

I'm not accident prone, really, but I was cutting something and sort of lost control, and it went through my big toe. There was a lot of blood and I nearly fainted, but its totally fine now.

I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.

I was shot from the funny gun.

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.

I looked, and saw that Bob had entirely lost his left ear, and a large piece from his left cheek. His right eye was a little discoloured, and the blood flowed profusely from his wounds.

When I was a kid, I was at a bowling alley and I ran into a soda machine. I still have the scar on my right eyebrow obviously.

I'm a fast healer. I was on the air a week after I got shot.

I busted my chin open trying to be Evel Knievel on my bike. When it happened, you could see straight through to the bone, I thought my dad was going to pass out. It left a scar that I still have now.

I'm having surgery today to have my face cleaned up. But it will take some fancy stitching to make me all beautiful again!

When I had my injury, I had gotten hit, and it hurt like hell.

I was on Saipan when I got hit. Not too bad, but bad enough to hamper me if I stayed. I was hit in my left buttocks just below the belt line.

I could see hunks of metal and rocks sticking out of my legs.

When I was very young, my father had an accident. He fell down a flight of stairs, fractured his skull, and lost sight in one eye.

I think someone gets stitches in all my novels.