Harland Williams Quotes

While television is a good servant, it's a bad master. It can swallow up huge quantities of our lives without much happiness bang for the buck.

I watched the entire 'House of Cards.' I couldn't stop watching it. I was staying up until 4 o'clock in the morning. I just couldn't stop... I'm crazy about Netflix. I'm excited that the world we live in is changing so much.

TV is the best babysitter.

I've been lucky enough to be too busy for TV because if I'm not, I'll get stuck in front of it.

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.

I'm a TV junkie.

I guess I can't live without Netflix because I would have nothing to do. All I do is sit home and watch movies.

People who have time on their hands will inevitably waste the time of people who have work to do.

I try to read, but my attention span is so bad, and ever since Netflix was invented, that's all I do in my spare time, which is really bad, but it's like a chore to read for me.

I definitely binge-watched 'House of Cards' when it first came out.

I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered.

Pleasure is a thief to business.

Killing time is not an easy job.

I love to work, although sometimes I can spend whole days doing nothing more than picking the lint off the carpet and talking to my mother on the phone.

I watch a lot of bad TV. I spend my entire day reading and writing, and after dinner my idea of fun is just to watch a lot of bad TV. That's how I relax and stay in touch with modern culture.

You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love.

Occasionally when I'm procrastinating writing, I'll while away the hours on iTunes. You can just keep going forever and find these bands you'd never normally hear of.

One of the things I'm really good at is procrastinating.

TV can be a long commitment.

I'm so good at procrastinating.

I could spend several hours on YouTube every night. It's all there. I just don't have enough time.

I watched 'House of Cards' in three days - and only in three days because I had other responsibilities, like my daughter. I couldn't just sit there and watch the entire season in just one sitting.

Idling is important. Most people don't know how. They're afraid of it. This explains why they turn on the television set or pick up the newspaper. They think they have to be doing something.

I myself don't have Netflix. And recently, I was staying at a friend's place who did, and I was feeling rather poorly one morning, and I sat down and watched the entire series of 'The Killing,' the American version of 'The Killing' in one day. I just got hooked. I thought, 'Wow, I've never done this before.'

We use our gadgets for distraction and entertainment. We use them to avoid work while giving the impression that we're actually working hard.