John Waters Quotes

The only kind of love worth having is the kind that goes on living and laughing and fighting and loving.

I had a boyfriend for a long time, and I've never really been single as an adult.

I think living the blessed life is the luck of the draw.

The bad fortune of the good turns their faces up to heaven; the good fortune of the bad bows their heads down to the earth.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?

Responsible moral behavior is the first and best line of defense against AIDS, and is the only message we should send young people worldwide.

We love each other, that’s true whatever it means, but we aren’t good at it; for some it’s a talent, for others only an addiction.

Fortune never appears so blind as to those to whom she does no good.

I'm not a believer in luck, but I do believe you need it.

How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?

It is stupid not to talk about sex. It is stupid not to communicate with your spouse and your children. It can't be a taboo.

People do not get married planning to divorce. Divorce is the result of a lack of preparation for marriage and the failure to learn the skills of working together as teammates in an intimate relationship.

I'm grateful for a lot of things. One is not being a drunk wreck. Or losing all four limbs in some ridiculous East Village bus accident that I was so destined for.

When we face pain in relationships our first response is often to sever bonds rather than to maintain commitment.

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

The minute you start keeping score, you're destroying the relationship.

I'd never believed in luck. Never had any cause to. Never relied on it, because I never could.

Sometimes I think too much fuss is made about marriage. Century after century of carnal embracement and we're still no nearer to understanding one another.

It is fortunate for this community that I am not a criminal.

It just makes me wonder what subject you blame for talking to me every night.' I'm still settling on an answer for that one. Probably Chemistry. Jesus Christ. I can't believe I just wrote that.

If guys don't want me to write bad songs about them, they shouldn't do bad things.

When you’re in love, sometimes you have to swallow your pride, and sometimes you have to keep your pride. It’s a balance. But when the relationship is right, you find the balance.

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

That love doesn’t come easily and that relationships are supposed to be a struggle. Everything else is so hard; hopefully love is the one thing that is actually fun.

We do not wish success yet we obtain it. Always we find what we are not looking for. These words are too true not to become a proverb some day.