Mark Twain Quotes

Death and taxes are inevitable.

Few things in life are certain except death and being taxed.

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.

There is nothing certain in a man's life but that he must lose it.

Happens to everybody. Horses, dogs, men. Nobody gets out of life alive.

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

You will die not because you're ill, but because you're alive.

The only certainty is death.

Among all the vicissitudes of life, which vary in each individual's experience, there is one event which sooner or later comes to everyone - Death!

The best care on earth cannot prevent us all dying in the end.

Life and death. At some point we're gonna leave this world. Do I know when? Absolutely not.

Life inspires more dread than death - it is life which is the great unknown.

Death is inevitable, but Life - that's the tricky bit where things happen.

But learn that to die is a debt we must all pay.

Whether people be of high or low birth, rich or poor, old or young, enlightened or confused, they are all alike in that they will one day die.

You cannot schedule death.

Death is an absolute mystery. We are all vulnerable to it, it's what makes life interesting and suspenseful.

It is natural to die as to be born.

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will last; but nothing in this world is certain but death and taxes.

Life will go on - until it doesn't.

Death can come at any time to anyone. Everybody is equal before death.

The only certainty life contains is death.

No one gets out of here alive.

True. The one certainty about riding, Braygan, is that - at some time - you will fall off. It is a fact. Another fact you might like to consider, in your life of perpetual terror, is that you will die. We are all going to die, some of us young, some of us old, some of us in our sleep, some of us screaming in agony. We cannot stop it, we can only delay it.