Clarence Day Quotes

There are two kinds of people in the world: Johnny Von Neumann and the rest of us.

For a genius to be a genius, he must have a selfless slave between himself and the world.

Works of genius are the first things in the world.

When I wrote 'My Humps,' I said, 'This is the stupidest thing ever,' but in a good way. I always wondered what it must be like to be a girl, always gettin' pulled on. Maybe she's the smartest genius on the planet, but she's rackin' double Ds with a 26-inch waist and a big ol' ass and no one's ever gonna see her like that because that's the way the world is today.

Mozart makes you believe in God because it cannot be by chance that such a phenomenon arrives into this world and leaves such an unbounded number of unparalleled masterpieces.

There's not a woman in the world who hasn't felt self-conscious about something! We as women all experience it but we never talk about it.

Men and the world are mutually toxic to each other.

I will write a book one day about how I feel about every aspect of Emily Stone. She's a full genius. She has found her genius and is giving it all so fully and beautifully. I think everyone who works with her, brushes shoulders with her, or even makes eye contact with her, gets a shot of sunshine.

It is to the eccentrics that the world owes most of its knowledge.

There have only been two authentic geniuses in the world, Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare and I think you'd better put Shakespeare first, darling.

Everybody says "love you" to each other all the time. It's this lovely little safe world.

Genius is another word for magic.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is the only musician who had as much knowledge asgenius, and as much genius as knowledge.

When people leave my show, I want them to say, 'I've never seen anything like that in my life ... It's amazing. He's the greatest entertainer in the world.'

The world still wants to ask that a woman primarily be pretty and if she is not, the mob pouts and asks querulously, 'What else are women for?

Talent wears well, genius wears itself out; talent drives a snug brougham in fact; genius, a sun-chariot in fancy.

If you study a great work of art, you'll probably find the artist was a kind of genius. And geniuses are different to you and me.

It is strongly suspected that a NEWTON or SHAKESPEARE excels other mortals only by a more ample development of the anterior cerebral lobes, by having an extra inch of brain in the right place.

Talent is that which is in a man's power; genius is that in whose power a man is.

Luck is a tag given by the mediocre to account for the accomplishments of genius.

Genius is mainly an affair of energy.

The world is poised on the cusp of an economic and cultural shift as dramatic as that of the Industrial Revolution. (OK, it doesn't take a genius, or even a politician, to figure out that big changes are afoot when we have a medium that lets someone throw up a virtual storefront on the Web and instantly gain access to the global market.)

People have to live by rules in the world. Why do we pretend in school that they don't?

If Messi is the best in the world, it's only because Cristiano is from another planet.

To genius life never grows commonplace.