Frankie Boyle Quotes

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

The reality is that life expectancy has not improved for everyone. In fact, in some cases, life expectancy is actually decreasing.

Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.

If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.

East St. Louis-which the local press refers to as "an inner city without an outer city"-has some of the sickest children in America. Of 66 cities in Illinois, East St. Louis ranks first in fetal death, first in premature birth, and third in infant health.

My generation of writers has been prone to premature illness and death, especially the women. When Black male writers meet it's like a session of the American Diabetic Association.

You're going to die sooner.

The world's oldest woman passed away at 116. They keep dying. I think that title may be cursed.

For if there is any single thing that everyone hopes for most dearly, it must be this: that the youngest outlive the oldest.

Altogether, the task of estimating the length of human life is beyond our capacity, for directly we say that it is ages long, we are reminded that it is briefer than the fall of a rose leaf to the ground.

Health care is, at its core, about improving the odds of life in its struggle against death. Of extending that game which we will all lose, each and every one of us unto eternity, extending it another year or month or second.

He that lives most dies most.

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.

I thought about all of the things that everyone ever says to each other, and how everyone is going to die, whether it's in a millisecond, or days, or months, or 76.5 years, if you were just born. Everything that's born has to die, which means our lives are like skyscrapers. The smoke rises at different speeds, but they're all on fire, and we're all trapped.

We’re all dying, Cassel. It’s just that some of us are dying faster than others.

Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.

The days of our lives, for all of us, are numbered.

We all didn't come into to the world at the same time so it makes sense that we don't leave it at the same time.

His time was past, her handmaid Irri declared. No man should live longer than his teeth.

Life is the longest death in California.

Health is more than absence of disease; it is about economics, education, environment, empowerment, and community. The health and well being of the people is critically dependent upon the health system that serves them. It must provide the best possible health with the least disparities and respond equally well to everyone.

Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

The longest-lived and the shortest-lived man, when they come to die, lose one and the same thing.