Carl Hiaasen Quotes


That's the thing about being a Labrador retriever - you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind cluttered by contemplation, and never at all by somber worry; every day was a romp. What else could there possibly be to life? Eating was a thrill. Pissing was a treat. Shitting was a joy. And licking your own balls? Bliss. And everywhere you went were gullible humans who patted and hugged and fussed over you.


Citations

Hiaasen, Carl. Sick Puppy. Alfred A. Knopf, 2000, p. 165.

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Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen
  • Born: March 12, 1953
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Author Journalist

Carl Hiaasen is an American journalist and novelist. He began his career as a newspaper reporter and by the late 1970s had begun writing novels in his spare time, both for adults and for young-adult readers. Two of his novels have been made into feature films.