Eoin Colfer Quotes

He stepped forward and punched Dorian in the face, hard enough that I heard a thwack. "Ow," moaned Dorian, wincing from the pain. "My greatest asset.

You know, kicking people's butts with round-edged boots is good, but with pointy shoes, it's even better.

She bit my bodyguard. She bit him in the stomach.

I broke people's bones, tore muscles, ribs, faces, inflicted some serious and heavy damages to my opponents, etc... I got hurt myself, too, from serious attacks.

I said I fell down. Ah. The ground bloodied your nose, split yer lip, and punched ye in th' eye, all at once. I said I don't want to talk about it.

As I dive between the legs of a big Gunnar, I see Mair wind up and slam her shockstick hard as she can between the V of another guy’s thighs. Falling, he makes a noise that I can’t say I’ve heard a human utter before, sort of like I imagine a puppy would sound being put through a juicer.

Boxing is about being hit rather more than it is about hitting, just as it is about feeling pain, if not devastating psychological paralysis, more than it is about winning.

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it.

When you've got your man down, rub him out.

You don't hurt 'em if you don't hit 'em.

Usually in fist fights you get punched in the face.

I did not see his face, because he was all covered with blood.

I understand why biting is seen so badly.

I ended up injuring her with a knife I had on me. I can't really remember what happened.

I got hit twice in the face, and that was not fun.

Fights in real life between real people only last so long before someone gets seriously hurt.

I have long understood that losing always comes with the territory when you wander into the gambling business, just as getting crippled for life is an acceptable risk in the linebacker business. They both are extremely violent sports, and pain is part of the bargain. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

The fact is, violence is not only not a beautiful thing, but it's also very painful and not without consequences for the perpetrator as well as the victim.

I dished out and suffered my fair share of bloody noses.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

She put her hands around the neck of our production manager, and you know, started to choke him.

Kick him in the balls!

Take your time and strike a man so that he feels he is dying.

When you're in a fight, and you get hit, it hurts. And as you get older, you begin to take on the aches and the bruises of doing that.