Andrej Pejic Quotes

For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country.

By-and-large, these are families that are just waiting to get out of here. They are frustrated; I would be, too. I get frustrated at the cash register counter when the paper runs out.

I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

There were a coupla times when I had had it. And when I'm pushed to the limit, I scream.

I'm impatient.

Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?

We had come here to have a break from thoughts and the hard work that came with the constant interaction with idiots. Or at least people we considered idiots because they were not mind readers and we had to, patiently, use polite words to explain things that we were thinking when really inside we were fighting the urge to take their heads in our hands and softly and repeatedly thud their foreheads off the wall.

Will you stop counting!' snarled Zaphod. 'Yes,' said Ford Prefect, 'in three minutes and thirty-five seconds.

If one more person tells me this is just like old times, I swear I'll jump out the window.

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

There are a lot of things that frustrate me. I get frustrated when I have to wait at a red light.

I never feel any aggravation from the public.

I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I'm not guilty of doing the odd idiotic thing myself from time to time, but when people say stupid things, it stresses me out.

When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up.

I am very impatient.

I'm not in the being-annoyed business.

I suppose I could admire all these slow Seattle drivers for their safety-mindedness, consideration for others, and peace of mind. Instead, I'm a fury of annoyance.

Sometimes I like to vent.

I don't want to sound like a grumpy old man, but nothing winds me up more than people saying, 'Chill out' to me when I'm irritated!

I haven't got a lot of patience.

It's hard not to want to strangle people when you work with them for four years.

I'm a little angry in life.

One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger.