Cher Quotes

One of these days they'll be making a film where the whole human race gets wiped out in a nuclear war, but everything works out in the end.

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.

Long after the bomb falls and you and your good deeds are gone, cockroaches will still be here, prowling the streets like armored cars.

By the time I'm 50, there is probably going to be a nuclear holocaust. I should just enjoy myself.

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented.

People in Russia adapt to misery by a deep, deep humor.

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube.

If the Russian nuclear arsenal was fired at the United States and other targets, and we fired back at them with thousands of nuclear weapons, it would be the end of life on earth.

We want to be the band to dance to when the bomb drops.

America has always had an apocalyptic strain. Yet it also seems to believe that if, or when, The End comes, it will still come out on top.

My mother had a horrific life. At fourteen, she was in the Nazi concentration camps. Her sense about life now is, every day above ground is a good day.

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

When I was taken to the concentration camp of Auschwitz, a manuscript of mine ready for publication was confiscated. Certainly, my deep desire to write this manuscript anew helped me to survive the rigors of the camps I was in.

The physical and emotional qualifications to survive an apocalypse are naturally equalizing.

i am like a survivor of the flood walking through the streets drenched with God surprised that all of the drowned victims are still walking and talking

We are heading towards catastrophe. I think the world is going to pieces. I am very pessimistic. Why? Because the world hasn't been punished yet, and the only punishment that could be adequate is the nuclear destruction of the world.

I think my song that reminds me of Mama is "I'm A Survivor" because she is one.

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

Humor is hope's companion in arms. It is not brash, it is not cheap, it is not heartless. Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit.

Zombies aren't about zombies. It's not about the dead bodies. I think it's a very hopeful subgenre. It says that regardless of what happens, humanity will get through it. We'll figure out a way to survive.

Living things have been doing just that for a long, long time. Through every kind of disaster and setback and catastrophe. We are survivors.

Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

I already survived one apocalypse, I don't need another.