Rachel Caine Quotes

The hardest work of all - doing nothing.

It was such a beautiful day I decided to stay in bed.

Doing nothing gives me great pleasure. And believe me, I succeed wonderfully in it.

It is awfully hard work doing nothing.

You see. . . it's really quite strenuous doing nothing all day, so once a week we take a holiday and go nowhere, which was just where we were going when you came along. Would you care to join us?

Now, I know you expected me to say that, well, I just kick back in the rocking chair, fished a little bit, listened to Willie Nelson tapes and watched old baseball games on the Classic Sports network. And, tell you the truth, I have done that for maybe about five total minutes.

For me, the best vacation is just relaxing on the couch!

I like to do nothing.

A lot of times, I like to do nothing.

You do too much. Go and do nothing for a while. Nothing.

One of the delights known to age, and beyond the grasp of youth, is that of Not Going.

On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!

It's my favorite thing to do: luxurious nothing.

What I like doing best is Nothing.

I don't spend too much time just kicking back.

Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.

As I have gotten older, I've discovered the joys of being lazy.

I don't mind playing or watching a movie or sitting down.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.

I am having a good time doing nothing.

I like doing nothing, actually. Doing nothing is better thing when I am not working.

I like to just hang out. My friends don't like to do that, but I do. Because, a lot of times I'm busy, and I just kind of like to get a chance to just hang out.

I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.

You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.