Jonathan Swift Quotes

A night-cap deck'd his brows instead of bay,- A cap by night, a stocking all the day.

My worst habit is my untidiness. It bewilders my family, the degree to which I can create absolute chaos around me.

I bring to my life a certain amount of mess.

I can be very messy and disorganized. And I don't throw away anything.

I'm actually an incredibly disorganized, messy person.

I am like that guy on the 'Odd Couple,' and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces of pizza under the laundry.

Things fall apart and happen out of stupidity and carelessness.

I'm pretty clean, hygienic and all that, but sometimes when I come home, I throw my coat over there, take one shoe off here, one shoe off there, but I'm not dirty.

He told me this while ripping through his duffel bag, throwing clothes into drawers with reckless abandon. Chip did not believe in having a sock drawer or a T-shirt drawer. He believed that all drawers were created equal and filled each with whatever fit. My mother would have died.

My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands.

Slovenliness is a lazy and beastly negligence of a man's own person, whereby he becomes so sordid as to be offensive to those about him.

A careless shoe string, in whose tie I see a wilde civility.

She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.

I have a living room full of clothes. It's insane.

Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

I'm a romantic slob!

Beware of the person who can't be bothered by details.

Dilettantism is the sort of thing one must avoid.

An unclean person is universally a slothful one.

I'm very scruffy and messy in the way that I am and always have been.

I hate a mess.

I don't like to see mess.

I am completely and utterly disorganised.

There's nothing worse than coming home to a room that looks like a catalog.

I like a messy hotel room. It's a little slice of home.