Brian Jacques Quotes

Never trust sheep.

I like playing thieves.

You have to steal a lot. You have to have a criminal mentality to be a film director.

Let no such man be trusted.

Keep an eye on him who enters announcing that what he asks is secret

Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor.

'Reform' is a word you always aughta' watch out for. 'Reform' is a change that you're supposed to like. And watch it - As soon as you hear the word 'Reform', you should reach for your wallet and see who's lifting it.

The trick is to steal big.

O King, believe not this hard-hearted man!

A word of advice, Will Henry. When a person of the female gender says she wants to show you something, run the other way. The odds are it is not something you wish to see.

Assumption Theory: The only safe assumption in life is that the person who assures you that everything is all right is all wrong.

Be wary when a naked person offers you his shirt

It won't hurt, said her other father. Coraline knew that when grown-ups told you something wouldn't hurt it almost always did. She shook her head.

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.

Smile pretty and watch your back

We won't get fooled again!

Take heede of an oxe before, of an horse behind, of a monke on all sides.

That's your first mistake. Do not trust me.

Grandpa Patterson used to say: Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

When the Foxe preacheth, beware geese.

Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies.

Don't watch" the redheaded mind reader whispered. I closed my eyes.

Trust not the horse, O Trojans. Be it what it may, I fear the Grecians even when they offer gifts.

Never trust a man who can dance.

From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is.