Erma Bombeck Quotes

It is the most powerful creation to have life growing inside of you. There is no bigger gift.

I like trying to get pregnant, I'm not so sure about childbirth.

If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.

The reason most people have kids is because they get pregnant.

But I do realize I'm going to have to go through the pregnancy again. Mine was a really difficult pregnancy. It's tough. Of course I want to have another child. We'll see. I'm going to have one more, and see what it's like.

Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy.

I love being pregnant in general.

I love pregnancy and the bump and the whole thing.

Life on the planet is born of woman.

I have wanted to have children. I do want to have children.

I gave life, and that is beautiful.

In my life, looking at other women who have been pregnant while writing, I always feel like it's kind of their most musical or the closest to themselves. I think for me it's such a validating moment, you know. I always knew I wanted to have kids, and I've been making music all my life.

I wanted to have children.

To give birth is the most beautiful thing in the world.

At about 33 weeks along in my pregnancy, the doctor suggested that I stay pretty close to home and not be touring and flying around. I was really left to face the kind of deep thinking that comes along with being a mother and bringing a child into the world.

A woman is a vehicle of life. Life has overtaken her. Woman is what it is all about-the giving of birth and the giving of nourishment.

Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.

The artist and the mother are vehicles, not originators. They don't create the new life, they only bear it. This is why birth is such a humbling experience. The new mom weeps in awe at the little miracle in her arms. She knows it came out of her but not from her, through her but not of her.

I helped deliver one of my best friend's children. I just was so amazed by my friend, because she was not just a woman, she was not just a mother. At that moment she was creation; she was life; she was God. And as I looked in her eyes, BOOM! Her pussy exploded.

My child looked at me and I looked back at him in the delivery room, and I realized that out of a sea of infinite possibilities it had come down to this: a specific person, born on the hottest day of the year, conceived on a Christmas Eve, made by his father and me miraculously from scratch.

Women been gittin' pregnant ever since Eve ate that apple.

Growing another life inside of you is one of the strangest, but most amazing feelings anyone can have.

Maternity is a glorious thing, since all mankind has been conceived, born, and nourished of women. All human laws should encourage the multiplication of families.

In the future, I want to have children.

I tried immediately to have a baby because I was so afraid not to have a baby in my life.