Julie Klausner Quotes


Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as bad as the people who need St. Patty's Day as an excuse to get drunk or Halloween to wear slutty outfits. You can feel sorry for yourself and dress like a hooker all year round: Hallmark never needs to know.


Citations

Klausner, Julie. I Don't Care About Your Band: What I Learned from Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux-Sensitive Hipsters, and Other Guys I've Dated. Gotham Books, 2010.

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Julie Klausner
Julie Klausner
  • Born: July 3, 1978
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Writer, Comedian, Author, Actor

Julie Klausner is an American author, comedian, actor, podcaster, and writer. She is best known for creating, writing, and starring in the Hulu sitcom Difficult People (2015–2017), which also starred comedian Billy Eichner.