Leslie Nielsen Quotes

What was your secret?" That brought another smile. "Learn to laugh, otherwise, you'll beat them to death with a hammer first chance

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

When you fight, anger drives up testosterone in both men and women.

The trouble with you people is that you don't laugh enough.

Man is a hating rather than a loving animal.

Some gal would giggle and I'd get red, and some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head. I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue.

I am old enough to know that laughter, not anger, is the true revelation.

It's so great to be able to make people laugh, because this is so often how we get our selves back.

I don't fight people for fun.

If one of my players ever wants to hit me, he better do it really hard because otherwise, I'll find a rock, a stick, or a piece of wood - and believe me, it's gonna be a brawl.

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.

It seems that fighting is a game where everybody is the loser.

Just being in the military, you're so violent. We got into fights about just random things all the time. I don't think as aggressively as I did when I was in the Marine Corps.

I was a big fighter when I was younger. In bars I was ready to explode and fight.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I always tell people, anger is like liquid. It's fluid, it's like water. You put it in a container and it takes the shape of that container. So many people you see in prison, unleashing war on their people, they are angry, and they take their anger and put it into a violent container.

Their rage supplies them with weapons.

I don't have a dark side at all. I just like violence.

I like fighting. I get into rows all the time.

Rudeness can make me angry.

Hate breeds violence.

Once blood is shed in a national quarrel, reason and right are swept aside by the rage of angry men.

I am ready to fight. My people are killed, my horses stolen; I am satisfied to fight.

Don’t swear; fight!

I was a tough kid. I don't punch people anymore.