Kurt Vonnegut Quotes

Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry.

Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

In 'Friday Night Lights,' the relationship between the coach and his wife, that marriage was something that you couldn't really understand until you actually saw it exist on film.

I think that men know how to romance a woman and most do it well, at least for a time, otherwise women wouldn't marry them. The problem is that most of them begin to rest on their laurels.

I don't have a lot of men in my life. I'm married, but I have daughters. I'm surrounded by a lot of females in my world.

Lots of women love to accuse men of being immature when the fellow in question displays a reluctance to 'commit.'

Men act out like they're horrified by marriage, but when they find the woman of their dreams, they love it.

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.

Whether you're married or not, relationships - and the satisfaction tied to them - are extremely important for increasing men's and women's quality of life.

It seems to me that one thing people do over and over again is try to figure out how to get married, stay married, fall in love, how to rekindle all this stuff. It seems to me to be a pretty eternal theme so I don't know if you can get typecast from making movies about men relating to women. It seems to be what is going on on the planet a lot.

In mathematics and science, there is no difference in the intelligence of men and women. The difference in genes between men and women is simply the Y chromosome, which has nothing to do with intelligence.

There are certainly not so many men of large fortune in the world, as there are pretty women to deserve them.

If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

Women view men like houses. They look for fixer-uppers.

Every man needs two women: a quiet home-maker, and a thrilling nymph.

Men and women who decide to flirt with adultery just once can become enmeshed in misery and unhappiness for themselves and their precious families.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

Men always suffer when women are ignorant. They suffer more than women, not only because women are stronger than men and more resistant, but because men are peculiarly vulnerable to the damage ignorant women can do at the periods of their life when they most need intelligent and wise care: in infancy, in adolescence, in times of illness and mental and emotional crisis, and in old age.

Man is the head of the family, woman the neck that turns the head.

It is of public concern in many instances to merge their identity and give dominance to the husband.

While women prefer to have a higher-earning power, men generally prefer to be the higher-earning partner in a relationship. This simple but profound difference … has powerful consequences for the so-called pay gap. If the pay gap were magically eliminated, … simple arithmetic suggests that half the women would be unable to find what they regard as a suitable mate. The pay gap helps to promote and sustain marriages.

I've never had a dislike for men. I've been badly treated by some. But I've been loved greatly by some. I married a lot of them.