Elizabeth Banks Quotes

Heather knows why and when her marriage ended with Richie and she knows why my marriage ended with Charlie.

I was a firm believer that if you get married, then that should be it. But it's sadly not always the case; sometimes people can't remain together for whatever reason.

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

Grumbling is the death of love.

My husband thinks I'm insane.

Criticism is the forerunner of divorce, the cultivator of rebellion, sometimes an agent that leads to failure.

Every divorce is the result of selfishness on the part of one or the other or both parties to a marriage contract. Someone is thinking of self comforts, conveniences, freedoms, luxuries, or ease. Sometimes the ceaseless pin pricking of an unhappy, discontented, and selfish spouse can finally add up to serious physical violence. Sometimes people are goaded to the point where they erringly feel justified in doing the things that are so wrong. Nothing of course justifies sin.

Marriage is an exercise in torture.

I'm somebody's ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I'm somebody's girlfriend, for many years, and I've got different things that drive him nuts.

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

Coming from a family where the parents had been together for 40 years, you never imagine that divorce is going to happen to you.

My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.

If there's a rift in the marriage - if someone feels neglected, frustrated, tempted by others, or unsure - then trouble can easily arise.

My first husband was a serial cheater.

See what I have to put up with every night?

I've been married three times and divorced three times.

I didn't just screw Ho Chi Minh. I cut his pecker off.

Stop crapping all over my husband.

Having egregious divorces - where you just hate each other - is really the easy way out.

My first marriage ended after 24 years.

It is my biggest regret that I let my marriage to Erica fail. It is what it is, and she is doing an incredible job with the kids, and we are in a great place.

I've been married twice. It didn't work.

I had to deal with so many haters.

I'll never get married again.

I don't understand why or how we can bully each other.