Jenny Lawson Quotes

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

When I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it will stay split.

I really like grammar. And spelling. I was a spelling-bee kid. I'm hard-core about grammar.

Forcing modern speakers of English to not - whoops, not to split an infinitive because it isn't done in Latin makes about as much sense as forcing modern residents of England to wear laurels and togas.

I learned how to speak English watching television.

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

Anarchy is as detestable in grammar as it is in society.

I don't like it when people don't know the difference between 'their', 'they're', 'there'.

It's difficult for me to feel that a solid page without the breakups of paragraphs can be interesting. I break mine up perhaps sooner than I should in terms of the usage of the English language.

Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.

The top 10 verbs in the English language are all irregular, even though irregular verbs make up only 3 per cent of the language.

A fox in its hour—bow to it.

I'm pretty sure when I need a comma; I'm not so sure about a semicolon.

Descriptive grammar is an attempt to give an account of what the current system is for either a society or an individual, whatever you happen to be studying.

I have to admit that I'm not very good with grammar. They taught grammar in elementary and high school, but I went to public schools, so I never really learned it.

Not to age myself, but I remember vividly 'Schoolhouse Rock!' and entrust my grammar to it.

For me, writing in English is not an easy task.

I'm the girl that works at Paramount all day, and Fox all night.

Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays, so there is a plural, which in the English language necessitates the use of the letter "S." Now, I suppose you could say "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" but you probably have sh*t to do.

Grammar is the analysis of language.

The Stag at Bay with the mentality of a fox at large.

Fox taught me how to sing and dance

Grammar is the grave of letters.

He seems to have declared war on the King’s English as well as on the English king.

Logic is to grammar what the sense of words is to their sound.