Benjamin Franklin Quotes

My first husband met me as a career woman, and the second did, too. I was lucky.

Lots of women love to accuse men of being immature when the fellow in question displays a reluctance to 'commit.'

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.

A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way.

I love being my husband's wife.

I've been married to the same man for all this time. The way we fight sometimes, you can tell.

If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

I just put on what the lady says. I've been married three times, so I've had lots of supervision.

It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I think men have their problems just as much as women.

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

I always tell my wife she's married to the Puerto Rican Elvis.

All our wives are experimental psychologists.

Before marriage people want everyone to look at their girlfriends. But after marriage they want to keep their wives locked way.

Women are a strange thing. Like watches, houses, and cars, you really only need one at any moment in your life (French men disagree).

Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

I see love developing from friendship. Common ground is a strong basis for friendship. My husband is my best friend and we have a lot in common even though we're admittedly different people. I think it evolves from how I see relationships working. You know, the opposites attract thing happens all the time, but so does the best friends thing. It's just a great kind of relationship in fiction.

It's a real gift to have a husband and wife in the company that love each other and that work together. They check on each other emotionally and physically. That's beautiful to me.

A woman usually respects her father, but her view of her husband is mingled with contempt, for she is of course privy to the transparent devices by which she snared him.

the great lack of parity between husbands and wives has always been spawned by the disproportionate degree of self-sacrifice that women are willing to make on behalf of those they love.

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

This wife you have, Bird said at last, deeply contemplative, did you pay a great deal for her? She cost me almost everything I had, he said, with a wry tone that made the others laugh. But worth it.

My husband really loves the red [lipstick], so I keep the red because I want to keep the husband.

A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.

Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.