David Sedaris Quotes

I'm a positive person who likes to have fun and get the best out of every day.

I know it sounds corny, man, but I like to bring folks joy, and I like to have a good time. I know folks like to be with somebody who's having a good time. You sure as hell don't want to be with somebody who's having a bad day.

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

I loved fun. I spent my whole life in search of fun. I have not given up that part of myself.

I try to walk on the sunny side of the street.

When the outlook isn't good, try the uplook - it's always good!

Everyday is a good day, just some days are better

I love you, Eliza,” I said. She thought about it. “No,” she said at last, “I don’t like it.” “Why not?” I said. “It’s as though you were pointing a gun at my head,” she said. “It’s just a way of getting somebody to say something they probably don’t mean. What else can I say, or anybody say, but, ‘I love you, too’?

I just believe in whatever you're going to do, even if it's work, have a little bit of fun attitude about it. You can be happy.

That ain't me, that ain't my face. It wasn't even me when I was trying to be that face. I wasn't even really me them; I was just being the way I looked, the way people wanted.

No mockery in this world ever sounds to me so hollow as that of being told to cultivate happiness. What does such advice mean? Happiness is not a potato, to be planted in mould, and tilled with manure.

Go out of your way to talk optimistically about everything.

It is now only in letters I write what I feel: not in literature any more, and I seldom say it, because I keep trying to be amusing.

In a way, I'm not at all jaded, and still enjoy so much what I do. It's a good trick.

Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?

A lot of people that are always trying to be funny and "on" and performing are just hiding. It's just a cover for what they really are and how they really feel.

We had a lot of fun together. We really were in sync with each other, a lot.Madisyn Shipman is a great kid.

Life's good so Im feelin' great.

I try to laugh at whatever life brings.

Cheryl [Hines] and I sat through two screenings at the Sundance Film Festival and during the second one, we said to each other: "You know, we don't have to get sad about this. Let's try to enjoy this. Let's just watch it. It's a happy movie [Waitress]."

For drinking Life there are two cups: The No Cup is bitter, the Yes Cup is yummy -- Now, which one would you rather have in your tummy?

We're gonna have fun, god***it!

It's almost impossible to have fun playing ping pong with someone who doesn't care, won't try or isn't any good.

My life is, like, really, really fun.

If you are with someone who is awesome and having a good time, you can sit at a bus station and still have fun.