Limmy Quotes

I get photographers hiding in my bushes. We're way past autographs. We're into being stalked and followed.

Can I tell you how strange it is to look in your rearview mirror and see guys in cars tailing you?

Sometimes I think nobody is looking - and then there's still a picture being taken. There are just some complete idiots who follow us everywhere.

If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.

I'm neurotic about trying not to be neurotic!

Am I old-fashioned? I think I might be. I am a lucky woman, because I was born with a priceless gift... the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

I do get clocked. But it's not invasive to the point where it's upsetting. It doesn't encroach.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

No matter what a guy says, if he shows up at all the places you're at, he's hooked.

It never ceases to amaze me the lengths that some people will go to to try and speak to me or meet me.

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

Am I over existing or am I over existing? That's my inside joke.

I like to think of myself as a character actor, though there's some redundancy in that.

I've been stalked.

I'm never gonna get it, but I always wanted a tattoo that says: 'This is my tattoo.'

But I think the real tension lies in the relationship between what you might call the pursuer and his quarry, whether it's the writer or the spy.

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.

Follow me around.... I'm serious. If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead. They'd be very bored.

I had a stalker break into my house a couple times. They didn't leave any fingerprints or take anything - I was being followed.

I had to deal with several stalkers and a lot of strange letters.

I don't want to be followed by paparazzi; that terrifies me.

Me myself, Brian, I'm a Midwesterner at heart, and I have this deep, bone-dry sense of humor, and I've found it worked to combine this Barbie with a dry, sarcastic man.

What is clear is that stalking can happen to anyone. Doctors are targeted by patients, people in the public eye are watched by obsessed fans, and ex-wives are followed by former husbands.

In my own works I am an obsessionist. Though I write humorous music too, much of it has been obsessed by death and the tragic.