Dave Barry Quotes

I have two dogs, Lottie and Charlie.

I love pets, especially dogs.

My favorite animals are dogs.

Dogs are dogs, you sometimes think that they are not but they are. And they always are here there and everywhere.

Millions of Americans own dogs, because they are good-natured, simple, and easily amused. I am referring here to the Americans. The dogs are not exactly Mensa members either, but they definitely make better pets than tropical fish.

I have three dogs and a cockatoo.

The first thing I do when I come to work, I say hello to my dogs and give them one biscuit each. The butler takes them out to the park and drops them off at the office, so they are there waiting for me. They are very popular in the studio. They play all the time. They run around, up and down, left and right.

I grew up in a house with dogs. We always had dogs. We always had a bunch of dogs, actually.

I've got two dogs; they're Boston terriers, and they're allowed everywhere.

I have two mini dachshunds, Lola and Charlie.

I love animals, especially dogs, as I can have them as pets too.

I've got two chocolate labradors, Murphy and Dexter. They're like my children.

At my parents house, there are three dogs. I've grown up with these four-legged creatures all my life.

I have dogs, and I hike.

I think I had about 14 dogs in my house at one point.

I love dogs, but they are a big responsibility, and with four children, having one would be too much.

Dogs are one of those things that make you happy and make you wonder.

I love dogs. I grew up with dogs in my family from the time that I was a little boy; we always had German Shepherds and Labradors. I get on very well with dogs, they trust me.

I had written a lot about my dog dying before. I wrote a newspaper column about it and it turned out to be the most popular column I'd ever written. That and the lame Joni Mitchell column I did. But the dog column, my god! People love dogs. Anybody who writes regularly should know, when in doubt: dogs! If you're a columnist, when in doubt, write a column about the culture of narcissism - like a scolding column about the culture of narcissism - or write something about dogs. That's the homerun in my take.

I'd be happy to have my biography be the stories of my dogs. To me, to live without dogs would mean accepting a form of blindness.

We treat our dogs as if they were "almost human": that is why they really become "almost human" in the end.

Having pets can teach us a lot of things. For kids, they are often their first lesson in responsibility, and being responsible for the well-being of another living thing is actually great for anyone, kid or adult. It teaches empathy, consistency, and so much more - especially if that pet is a dog.

A long walk and grooming with a well-mannered dog is a Zen experience that leaves you refreshed and in a creative frame of mind.

I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life.

Like many other much-loved humans, they believed that they owned their dogs, instead of realizing that their dogs owned them.