Andrew Lloyd Webber Quotes

I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.

It strikes me as bad manners for a magazine to accept one of my advertisements and then attack it editorially - like inviting a man to dinner then spitting in his eye.

People do not necessarily reveal what is going on - only bad actors do.

The problem was with Bill Clinton, the scandals and rumored scandals, the incubating ones and the dying ones never ended. Whatever moral compass the president was consulting was leading him in the wrong direction. His closets were full of skeletons just waiting to burst out.

A shady business never yields a sunny life.

When a man bleeds inwardly, it is a dangerous thing for himself; but when he laughs inwardly, it bodes no good to other people.

In a way, fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb.

I signed contracts I didn't think were a good idea but people around me said it was the way forward. It saddens me that I'll never own my first album ever, which sucks.

Those disputing, contradicting, and confuting people are generally unfortunate in their affairs. They get victory, sometimes, but they never get good will, which would be of more use to them.

Only lies and evil come from letting people off.

There's a lot of lying and these are people who are incredibly flawed, and not in very sort of empathetic ways, either. Some of the things they do are pretty awful and some of the things they do to each other are pretty awful.

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct.

We should not underestimate the ability of people to do wrong if they want to do so.

The idea of exposing the British public to the full breadth of my personality isn't a good one.

Richard Nixon was a criminally insane Monster - Bill Clinton is a black-hearted Swine of a friend.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

The corruption of people is to behave in an inhuman way.

Any of us are capable of doing things we're not proud of under the wrong kind of stresses.

There are people who say, 'Oh, he's a crook.' But I'm not a crook.

It's not good if owners of sports teams are talking to sports journalists, bypassing the manager. That goes in the wrong direction wherever it happens. Therefore, I'll refrain from doing this at all.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

When you're a liar, a person of low moral fortitude, really any explanation you need to be true can be true. Especially if you're smart enough. You can figure out a way to justify anything.

I resent the implication that there was some kind of performance review process going on. They had other things on the table…. When all else feels they should try the truth.

He is violating his oath of office.

Some American companies operate in the gray area between legitimacy and outright fraud … where the accounting is being perverted.