Alex Hirsch Quotes

My mom dressed me in silk to go to elementary school. In kindergarten, they sent me home because I couldn't do finger painting in my dress.

I always shopped in the girls' section during elementary school.

If someone was walking round in a T-shirt with Sarah Lancashire on it, I'd find that very disturbing.

People dressed in a certain kind of clothing are never wrong. Also they never fart.

Fashion which affects to be honor, is often, in all men's experience, only a ballroom-code.

Fashion is not public opinion, or the result of embodiment of public opinion. It may be that public opinion will condemn the shape of a bonnet, as it may venture to do always, and with the certainty of being right nine times in ten: but fashion will place it upon the head of every woman in America; and, were it literally a crown of thorns, she would smile contentedly beneath the imposition.

We didn't have a movie theatre until I was about nine, so I just didn't see them. But, once I got into movies I loved them.

When you're a kid, if you watch 'The Jeffersons' with your family at seven o'clock, it seems like a natural phenomenon, like the sun setting. The universe is a strange, strange place when all of a sudden you can't use your glass with the Bionic Woman on it any more.

I think dressing nowadays went from trying to fit in to wearing something to try to stick out.

His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect.

Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like.

A vice is merely a pleasure to which somebody has objected.

Fondest memory of being a Beatle: Having three brothers.

Some people have this really clear memory of making that decision, and I don't. My earliest memories of being involved with drama or acting were in elementary school. My sister and I got dropped off at an after-school improvisation class, a time-killer for kids while parents were doing the groceries. I'm 6 years old, and I remember running amok and playing these games.

When I was a kid, I was watching the movies my parents wanted to watch. I came from a working class family, not specifically educated, so we were watching popular movies. My dad liked cowboy movies, so we were watching cowboy movies. Some of them were amazing. It’s a genre of movie I like very much.

P.S. I enjoy acid pops.

Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. Many people find smoking objectionable. I myself find many - even more - things objectionable. I do not like aftershave lotion, adults who roller-skate, children who speak French, or anyone who is unduly tan. I do not, however, go around enacting legislation and putting up signs.

I don't like the masculine style, jeans. I like issey miyake... and black dresses.

I never really wore Gucci. I never did.

Before me no one would have dared dress in black

I was born with this bow tie made of celluloid on my collar.

Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn't.

Everyone has taste, yet it is more of a taboo subject than sex or money. The reason for this is simple: claims about your attitudes to or achievements in the carnal and financial arenas can be disputed only by your lover and your financial advisers, whereas by making statements about your taste you expose body and soul to terrible scrutiny. Taste is a merciless betrayer of social and cultural attitudes. Thus, while anybody will tell you as much (and perhaps more than) you want to know about their triumphs in bed and at the bank, it is taste that gets people's nerves tingling.

As for the fan, she agreed that it was a most amusing trifle: just what she would wish to buy for herself, if it had not been so excessively ugly!

I've always been attracted to unusual eyewear. I thought glasses were an interesting accessory, depending on the shape of your face. People would always ask me, "Why are your frames so large?" And I would say, "The bigger to see you!" And that shut them up.