Jessica Valenti Quotes

I myself have never been enchanted by the dream of the white wedding, and, heaven help us, the expectation that this exquisitely catered event should be 'the happiest moment' of one's life.

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

I want a big church wedding.

When I got married, I hired a great choir - the St. James Choir, an all-black gospel choir - to sing at my wedding.

The weddings that I've been in have been pretty mellow.

A wedding, a great wedding, is just a blast. A celebration of romance and community and love... What is unfun about that? Nothing.

I find the whole ceremony of marriage a bit like going to work. Putting on a lovely dress and make-up, learning lines, someone doing your hair.

I am not getting married on a show.

Weddings have always spooked me.

When I get married, it'll be no secret.

When I decided to get married at 40, I couldn't find a dress with the modernity or sophistication I wanted. That's when I saw the opportunity for a wedding gown business.

I can see why people love the idea of a big white wedding - it is a day when they are the centre of attention and get to wear a beautiful dress. But that sounds awful to me because that is like getting ready to walk down the red carpet.

I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.

Even if it's your wedding, if you're a guy, it's boring.

I love going to weddings.

My wedding won't be a hush-hush affair. When I get married, everyone will get to know about it... there'll be nothing speculative about my wedding.

I think a lot of people who feel as though they desperately want to be married oftentimes simply desperately want to have a wedding.

I'm marrying my common-law wife, Beth, the Christian way, with a preacher and all that.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

I want the big drama. I always said I don't want a wedding I want a parade.

Wedding fever is one of the scariest diseases I have ever seen.