Steven Crowder Quotes

I'd just rather have a really sharp, interesting, smart gay son than some big dumb hetero meathead.

I am neither a homosexual nor a eunuch, nor have I ever taken any vows of chastity.

Kinsey kick started a lot in shocking people with how much homosexual activity there is.

Jesus never said anything about homosexuality.

I often tell audiences at the start of my shows that I'm not gay because I've got petitions from lesbian groups saying 'Can you tell people you're heterosexual because you're giving us a bad name.'

I'm for all kinds of gay rights. I'm almost like a gay man myself.

Thirty years ago, in 1976, the notion of organized activity to combat discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity was an extremely controversial one.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

The conventional wisdom is that if you are gay, you cannot play the romantic straight lead in a movie.

I support allowing homosexuals to serve openly in our military and eliminating the 'don't ask, don't tell' policy.

I truly cannot imagine men with men, women with women, doing what they were not physically created to do, without abnormal stress and misbehavior.

I have nothing, absolutely nothing against anyone who's homosexual. If that's their orientation, then I accept that. And I have no problem with someone who has other orientations.

Today, many people are engaging in same sex relationships and saying they are not gay.

'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.

They [an LGBT organization in Jerusalem] seek nothing more than recognition... The history of relations between the sides shows the open hand of the LGBT community seeking support, time after time, being met by the clenched fist of the government. But 'even the fist was once an open palm with fingers' (Yehuda Amichai) and we can hope that the government will not clench its fist again, and both sides will be able to 'shake hands'.

There is nowhere in the four Gospels where Jesus uses the word 'homosexual.'

There should be more LGBT people on TV.

Gays and lesbians should have the same rights as anybody else, and when they're in Jamaica, they do have the same rights.

There are not actually many people in Finland who are openly gay together, let alone two women.

I mean, really: He called me 33 percent lesbian, which was a gross underestimation of my lesbian-ness.

Actually, since I'm gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean, in me you get the male point of view and you don't have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies.

I'm a take-no-prisoners type of comic, and I'm lucky because my fans get me and never have a problem with the politically incorrect themes of my act. But I am continually amazed by how a certain section of our society seems to be so freakin' sensitive about jokes.

When I was young, they thought I was from outer space. I was the only gay person they probably knew, and they struggled with that. Everybody knew I was gay. They just didn't want to talk about it.

Elder McKinley wants his homosexuality to be turned off. To be a perfect Mormon, he has to put his feelings away.

I don't like labels, but if you have to put a label on it, I'm a gay man.